i wish my boobs were made out of wax, so like in the winter they’d be all normal sized and there, and in the summer, they’d like melt off, and not be there. wouldn’t that be nice??? They you could like walk around shirtless and no one would say shit, because no boobs in the summer. WOW NEXT HUGE THING.

I was at work, the only manager, and closing, and guess what?

My bra strap broke, like the seam just— dead.

I was so pissed, AND THAT WAS MY LAST BRA THAT WASN’T POKING ME. 

so now, I have this purple bra …from wal-mart -_- to hold me over until new bras. 

I. Am. So. Aslkjfdlakghoaihglkn.